Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Audi VS BMW

Audi initially came out with their own billboard.

Written: Your Move, BMW.

Well, BMW is not going to sit there quietly starring at that billboard blankly, aren't they?

Let's check out what they came out with!


DRUMROLL please

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CHECKMATE!!


Oh yea!

Do compare the size and the location of the billboard as well!!




Darn CREATIVE!!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Why Snow White Hated 7 Lil Dwarfs?



Ever wonder why Snow White hated the cute 7 lil Dwarfs?


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Take a guess before peeping the answer
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Hi Whore! Hi Whore! *whistle whistle
Hi Whore! Hi Whore! Hi Whore!!



LOLZ!



lame i know T.T

Saturday, September 12, 2009

An ugly woman is a lazy woman

One of my favourite quotes is from Helena Rubinstein. “There are no ugly women,” the founder of the eponymous US cosmetic brand had equipped, “only lazy ones.”

In other words, all women can look attractive, even stunningly gorgeous, if only they devote enough time and effort. This applies to men, too, but to a lesser extent, as men generally don’t wear make up and have more limited fashion choices.

As demonstrated by before and after images in makeovers, ugly ducklings turning into swans are not the stuff of fairy tales.

Each time I ride on the MRT, my sharp eyes notice so many dull-looking women with fine features that could have been illuminated with a little dab of this and a few a drops of that. Some of them dress like they are heading for the wet market or had picked up their outfit in the dark.

Are they too busy? Maybe. Totally oblivious? Perhaps. Or plain lazy? Most likely.

I once asked a female friend why she doesn’t do something about her perpetually disheveled hairdo. She said: “I’d rather spend that 10 minutes in the morning getting some extra sleep than blowing my hair.’

She might as well not wash her face and not brush her teeth to save more time.

My position is that if this is the way she wants it, then she has no grounds to complain that she is cursed with ugliness.

As a frequent traveler, I notice that Singaporeans are one of the dowdiest people compared to other developed countries.

A tour guide once joked to me that to tell Singaporeans apart from the Hong Kongers, Koreans and Japanese at an airport, one should simple look for the worst-dressed group.

I am not advocating overdressing or slathering one’s face with an inch of clay foundation. Yucks!

But every woman can do with subtle touch of colour on her lips and cheeks.

Neither am I talking about striving relentlessly for physical perfection. One does not need to be blessed with flawless skin, an hourglass figure and lustrous locks to be pretty.

One just needs to know how to cover up that pimple, wear clothes that flatter and find a good hairstylist.

Lose excess weight. No money, no time? Ditch the city gym. Jog around the HDB block. Don’t slouch, sit up, stand tall. Forget expensive cosmetics. You can get affordable ones from Watsons.

I don’t understand why so many women neglect their physical appearance when paying attention to it brings many advantages. At work, you appear more professional. At a party, you imply respect for the host. On a date, looking good drives up your confidence and further your chances of charming the man.

Don’t give me the clichés that beauty is only skin deep or in the eye of the beholder. That’s just a convenient excuse for lazy people.

The ugly – pun totally intended – truth is that men, with the exception of Prince Charles, like well-proportioned women with feminine faces and would prefer to date one of them over a horse-faced woman any day.

Denying or resisting this is futile.

Peple tell me that they like my fair skin. Trust me, I was not born with it. It is the cumulative results of applying SPF-50 sunscreen daily, whitening cream nightly and shaving and waxing weekly. Ouch!

So, sisters, if you hate being ugly, stop being lazy.

Feb 17, 2004

CREDIT TO:

Janice Wong

From Single Picky Girl

A Collection of Columns by Janice Wong.


P/s: I am being a good girl now! So, bought moisturizers and lotions containing SPF! xD

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Oh God is Playing with me AGAIN!

Sighzzz..

I told myself I can't can't can't can't fall for him!

But I think he is showing too much concern for me...

ARGHHH ARGHHHH!!!
I m going crazy!

Please don't be too nice with me coz I can't continue falling in love with u!

Bye love

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Unsure

Sometimes I wonder why I am where I am right now?
I always tell myself I am blessed for what I have now.
BUT I feel something is missing...

Why does it have to be me?
At times I wished I left everything behind and start a brand new life.
BUT no matter what, nothing is gonna change from what I have been thru.
It's not like what I want to forget will in turn be a lost memory.

Although I feel lucky to have a couple of people supporting me BUT I don't feel strong enough.
I feel helpless at times.

I was once told I always wear my happy mask. Never much show how I really feel inside.
It's not I don't want to be an extrovert. I just dislike making people around me worried or unhappy about the circumstances I am facing.

I guess that's why I always feel bad about myself.

I don't know what
I don't know why
I don't know where
I don't know how

Helpless................
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I
AM
GOING
TO
BURST
AGAIN!!!!!!


Sunday, May 31, 2009

Smokers? PLEASE read this

Phone conversation.
A: Eh, I want to stop smoking!
C: Yea, me too.... I need to quit now or never.


In the shopping mall.
A: Wei, lets go outside! Cannot stand. I need one NOW.
B: K la. I also beh tahan.
C: Eh, I want to join too.

A, B and C then happily and tak sabar-ly went to enjoy their ciggies!

ME at one corner: *speechless* *SWT!!!!!!!!!!!!*


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GOD people.. You guys only know how to say..Tarak action!


SIGH~ When I was doing my clinical placement at the hospital 18 out of 20 of my stroke patients were Active SmoKerS!!!

You guys don't realize how many harmful bastardsss in one ciggie, don't you?

Let me tell you! Ciggies contain:

1. BENZENE (petrol addictive)
- used as solvent in fuel and in chemical manufacture
- a.k.a carcinogen
- associated with leukaemia

2. FORMADEHYDE (embalming fluid)
- used to preserve dead bodies
- highly poisonous
- known to cause cancer, respiratory, gastrointestinal and skin problems

3. AMMONIA (toilet cleaner)
- found in dry cleaning fluids

4. ACETONE (nail polish remover)
- used as solvent

5. NICOTINE (insecticide)
- the most addictive substance for human being

6. CARBON MONOXIDE (car exhaust fumes)
- poisonous gas
- fatal in large amounts
- the gas that exhale from you car exhaust
- MAIN gas formed when ciggie is lit

7. ARSENIC (rat poison)
- used as pesticide in tobacco farming

8. CADMIUM (batteries)
- toxic heavy metal used in batteries
- smokers have twice as much of cadmium in their bodies compared to non-smokers

9. HYDROGEN CYANIDE (gas chamber poison)
- was used to kill people in the gas chambers in Nazi Germany during WWII.

DAMN!
I can't believe you guys are paying so much for this AWFULLY ULTIMATELY DISGUSTINGLY HARMFUL bastardssss to "enjoy" your so call "destress tool" or "addiction" or "enjoyment" or whatever you call them.

COME ON, people! WAKE UP!

If you are having a ciggie now, might as well just throw it away. Don't give yourself an excuse saying "Last one last one, I promise won't do it again" or "this is my last BOX before I call it a quit. I still have 3 more and it's going to be the last one". BULL SHIT!

DO IT NOW or NEVER!

TAK NAK!

Don't you understand SIMPLE terms for gods sake, you MORONS!!

I don't even think this is a cool picture. HORRIBLE! DISGUSTING!


P.S: Some contents of this post are found in today's Star Newspaper published by QUIT SMOKING!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

What is Stressed?

STRESSED = DESSERTS

mirror imaged!